Werelddag voor de Rechten van de Zombie geëist
24 juli 2010 - 01:29
De zombies zijn het zat en eisen aandacht voor hun rechten.
Als pers krijg je dagelijks vele verschillende persberichten binnen van de vele uitgevers die de game-industrie rijk is. Meestal zijn deze weinig boeiend, saai geschreven, en haal je er de informatie uit die voor jouw site of magazine van belang is.
Vandaag kreeg ik van uitgever P2 Games echter een mailtje, die ik zo grappig vond dat ik hem live en uncut, toch even met jullie wil delen. Excuses aan de lezers die geen Engels spreken, maar in het Nederlands gaat de gehele grap verloren.
Vandaag kreeg ik van uitgever P2 Games echter een mailtje, die ik zo grappig vond dat ik hem live en uncut, toch even met jullie wil delen. Excuses aan de lezers die geen Engels spreken, maar in het Nederlands gaat de gehele grap verloren.
"World Zombie Amnesty Day Demanded
Upcoming Release of 'Burn Zombie Burn' for Steam Prompts Undead Outrage
July 23, 2010 - Citing concerns that the upcoming Steam release of Burn Zombie Burn, doublesix's mega-hit 2009 PlayStation Network zombie slaughterfest, would touch off a new wave of aggression and brutality against the undead, has prompted an undead civil rights group, the Brotherhood for the Restriction of Attacks, Ammunition And Injury of Necrotic Species (B.R.A.A.A.I.N.S.) to renew its demands for an annual World Zombie Amnesty Day.
"For years, the undead have lived their second lives in fear that some overzealous gun nut would mow them down simply for being a little paler than most of the rest of humanity," said Romero A. Bubb, head spokesman for B.R.A.A.A.I.N.S. "The undead are not that different than any of you - they like to stroll through the streets, gather together with their friends and sometimes enjoy a brain or two - if the opportunity presents itself. However, the release of Burn Zombie Burn on Steam is a threat to ghouls everywhere, since it celebrates the destruction of the undead in all sorts of creative ways including bashing with baseball bats, chainsawing, lawnmowering... and don't even get me started about the Brain Gun! We're asking everyone living and dead alike to join us in protest of this gaming abomination when it's released on Steam."
"It's unfortunate that P2 Games is stoking the flames of anti-zombie sentiment with this release," commented Bubb. "Don't we have enough of that wanton destruction in movies? Please, join with B.R.A.A.A.I.N.S. to protest this game. After all, destroying an undead brain is a terrible waste when it can be fed to starving zombies everywhere!""
Upcoming Release of 'Burn Zombie Burn' for Steam Prompts Undead Outrage
July 23, 2010 - Citing concerns that the upcoming Steam release of Burn Zombie Burn, doublesix's mega-hit 2009 PlayStation Network zombie slaughterfest, would touch off a new wave of aggression and brutality against the undead, has prompted an undead civil rights group, the Brotherhood for the Restriction of Attacks, Ammunition And Injury of Necrotic Species (B.R.A.A.A.I.N.S.) to renew its demands for an annual World Zombie Amnesty Day.
"For years, the undead have lived their second lives in fear that some overzealous gun nut would mow them down simply for being a little paler than most of the rest of humanity," said Romero A. Bubb, head spokesman for B.R.A.A.A.I.N.S. "The undead are not that different than any of you - they like to stroll through the streets, gather together with their friends and sometimes enjoy a brain or two - if the opportunity presents itself. However, the release of Burn Zombie Burn on Steam is a threat to ghouls everywhere, since it celebrates the destruction of the undead in all sorts of creative ways including bashing with baseball bats, chainsawing, lawnmowering... and don't even get me started about the Brain Gun! We're asking everyone living and dead alike to join us in protest of this gaming abomination when it's released on Steam."
"It's unfortunate that P2 Games is stoking the flames of anti-zombie sentiment with this release," commented Bubb. "Don't we have enough of that wanton destruction in movies? Please, join with B.R.A.A.A.I.N.S. to protest this game. After all, destroying an undead brain is a terrible waste when it can be fed to starving zombies everywhere!""
Martijn Müller
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I laughed really hard
dit maakt m`n nacht nog topper haha
(nee ik laat m`n nacht niet geweldig worden door alleen een nieuwsbericht)
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Reputatie: 10
I laughed really hard
dit maakt m`n nacht nog topper haha (nee ik laat m`n nacht niet geweldig worden door alleen een nieuwsbericht)
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